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Recent Movie Reviews

5 Movie Reviews

She's playing an NES hooked up to Xbox Live.

I want one.

I tell you the truth; eons will pass, mountains will die, the sun will burn up, and Newgrounds will STILL be coming up with new ways to be wildly entertainingly surreal.

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

In an internet where jump-stomp platformers are released every five seconds, in an age where 8-bit retro throwback games have been around for a greater span of time than ACTUAL 8-bit games existed; for a new addition to this category to be exciting and original in the year 2013 is a glorious accomplishment.

That music. Oh that music.

I adore this game with passionate twirls of joy! I laughed ALL THE WAY through the cutscenes. The funniest game I've played in some time.

The gameplay, obviously, thirsts for more variety, but for a Ludum Dare game, it's decently stimulating. The challenge of the game is not about reflexes or even strategy; but patience. It's kind of surreal to play games like that.

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

I love how that there's so many characters in this piece, that even the area above her cleavage has a smiley, winking face.

Love the expression on that Titan's body language.

"Oh you go, girlfrieeend!"

Most people generally stop at "oh hey I can make stuff random", you don't. You've made everything here really *look* like something. Flesh looks like flesh; hair looks like hair; electronic hardware looks cold and metalic.

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