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Recent Movie Reviews

5 Movie Reviews

She's playing an NES hooked up to Xbox Live.

I want one.

I tell you the truth; eons will pass, mountains will die, the sun will burn up, and Newgrounds will STILL be coming up with new ways to be wildly entertainingly surreal.

The beauty of Friendship is Magic is deep and hard to explain, but one element of its amazing quality is the emotions that just write themselves. Powerful, spiritually intense situations are constantly set up for the fan-base to flesh out with just the slightest bit of imagination and only going slightly off-cannon to present some seriously emotional material.

This whole movie is pretty conventional in its plot; having Spike grow up and leave has been done elsewhere.

But the end, where we come to see where these images are coming from, you have to cry. You will weep every time.

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

In an internet where jump-stomp platformers are released every five seconds, in an age where 8-bit retro throwback games have been around for a greater span of time than ACTUAL 8-bit games existed; for a new addition to this category to be exciting and original in the year 2013 is a glorious accomplishment.

That music. Oh that music.

I adore this game with passionate twirls of joy! I laughed ALL THE WAY through the cutscenes. The funniest game I've played in some time.

The gameplay, obviously, thirsts for more variety, but for a Ludum Dare game, it's decently stimulating. The challenge of the game is not about reflexes or even strategy; but patience. It's kind of surreal to play games like that.

I must say, this game so lousy as it was more stimulating than most other, better flash platformers on the web; it's at least an attempt--however lazy--to do something a little different. I like the design of the character, jumping five times is a meaty idea and the flying around is fun in general, and using my holy powers to pass into walls is actually really helpful at times.

...and then I got completely stuck in a block. Oh well.

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

I love how that there's so many characters in this piece, that even the area above her cleavage has a smiley, winking face.

Love the expression on that Titan's body language.

"Oh you go, girlfrieeend!"

Most people generally stop at "oh hey I can make stuff random", you don't. You've made everything here really *look* like something. Flesh looks like flesh; hair looks like hair; electronic hardware looks cold and metalic.

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